20 of the funniest named beers out right now

Brewers are wonderfully talented individuals. They are akin to master chefs who can take a pile of ingredients and turn it into deliciously tasting art. Sometimes these same Brewers come up with witty and punny names for their work.

For your consideration here are 20 of the funniest named beers out right now.

 

1. Hell or High Watermelon, 21st Amendment Brewery, Wheat Beer, 4.9% ABV

21st Amendment Brewery Hell of High Watermelon. (Photo credit: beerpulse.com)
21st Amendment Brewery Hell of High Watermelon. (Photo credit: beerpulse.com)

2. Pearl Necklace, Flying Dog Brewery, Oyster Stout, 5.5% ABV

Flying Dog Brewery Pearl Necklace. (Photo credit: thefullpint.com)
Flying Dog Brewery Pearl Necklace. (Photo credit: thefullpint.com)

3. Dee’s Nuts, Funky Buddha Brewery, Brown Ale, 6.4% ABV.

Funky Buddha Dee's Nuts. (Photo credit: funkybuddhabrewery.com)
Funky Buddha Dee’s Nuts. (Photo credit: funkybuddhabrewery.com)

4. Monty Python’s Holy Grail Ale, Black Sheep Brewery, English Pale Ale, 4.7% ABV

Black Sheep Brewery, Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale. (Photo credit: loveofbeer.co.uk)
Black Sheep Brewery, Monty Python’s Holy Grail Ale. (Photo credit: loveofbeer.co.uk)

5. Yellow Snow, Rogue Ales, IPA, 6.5% ABV

Rogue Ales, Yellow Snow. (Photo credit: mason-dixonbrewcrew.com
Rogue Ales, Yellow Snow. (Photo credit: mason-dixonbrewcrew.com

6. Duck Duck Gooze, Lost Abbey, American Wild Ale, 7% ABV

Lost Abby Duck Duck Gooze. (Photo credit: youtube.com)
Lost Abby Duck Duck Gooze. (Photo credit: youtube.com)

7. Hoppy Ending, Palo Alto Brewing Company, APA, 5% ABV.

Palo Alto Brewing Hoppy Ending. (Photo credit: ratebeer.com)
Palo Alto Brewing Hoppy Ending. (Photo credit: ratebeer.com)

8. Yeastus Christus, To Øl, Saison, 7.4%

To Øl Yeastus Christus. (Photo credit: sheltonbrothers.com)
To Øl Yeastus Christus. (Photo credit: sheltonbrothers.com)

9. Hoptimus Prime, Ruckus Brewing, Imperial IPA, 9% ABV.

Ruckus Brewing Co. Hoptimus Prime. (Photo credit: beer.underthelabel.com
Ruckus Brewing Co. Hoptimus Prime. (Photo credit: beer.underthelabel.com

10. Hotter than Helles, Cigar City Brewing, Munich Lager, 5% ABV.

Cigar City Brewing Hotter than Helles (Photo credit: miami.com)
Cigar City Brewing Hotter than Helles (Photo credit: miami.com)

11. Smooth Hoperator, Stoudt’s Brewing Co., Dolpplebock, 7% ABV.

Stoudt's Smooth Hoperator. (Photo credit: beersince1933.com)
Stoudt’s Smooth Hoperator. (Photo credit: beersince1933.com)

12. Wake-n-bake, Terrapin Beer Co., Imperial Stout, 9.4% ABV.

Terrapin Brewing Wake-n-Bake. (Photo credit: terrapinbeer.com)
Terrapin Brewing Wake-n-Bake. (Photo credit: terrapinbeer.com)

13. Brew Cocky Ale, 2nd Shift Brewing, Double IPA, 9% ABV.

2nd Shift Brewing Brew Cocky Ale. (Photo credit: beerpulse.com)
2nd Shift Brewing Brew Cocky Ale. (Photo credit: beerpulse.com)

14. Morning Wood, Funky Buddha Brewery, Imperial Stout, 11.2% ABV.

Funky Buddha Morning Wood. (Photo credit: funkybuddhabrewery.com)
Funky Buddha Morning Wood. (Photo credit: funkybuddhabrewery.com)

15. Old Chub, Oskar Blues, Scotch Ale, 8% ABV.

Oskar Blues Brewery, Old Chub. (Photo credit: brew.oskarblues.com)
Oskar Blues Brewery Old Chub. (Photo credit: brew.oskarblues.com)

16. Citra Ass Down, Against the Grain Brewery, IPA, 8% ABV.

Against the Grain Brewery Citra Ass Down. (Photo credit: craftshack.com)
Against the Grain Brewery Citra Ass Down. (Photo credit: craftshack.com)

17. Urine Trouble, 3 Floyds Brewing Co./Surly Brewing Co., Double IPA, 9% ABV.

3 Floyds Brewing Co./Surly Brewing Co. Urine Trouble. (Photo credit: wildcatsanctary.org)
3 Floyds Brewing Co./Surly Brewing Co. Urine Trouble. (Photo credit: wildcatsanctary.org)

18. Good Chit, Rogue Ales, Pilsener, 6% ABV.

Rogue Ales Good Chit. (Photo credit: (Photo credit: beerstreetjournal.com)
Rogue Ales Good Chit. (Photo credit: (Photo credit: beerstreetjournal.com)

19. Mrs. Stoutfire, The Bruery, Imperial Stout, 9.5% ABV.

The Bruery Mrs. Stoutfire. (Photo credit: fullpint.com)
The Bruery Mrs. Stoutfire. (Photo credit: fullpint.com)

20. Apocalypse Cow, 3 Floyds Brewing Co., Double IPA, 11% ABV.

3 Floyds, Apocalypse Cow. (Photo credit: beerpulse.com)
3 Floyds, Apocalypse Cow. (Photo credit: beerpulse.com)

These are only a tiny percentage of names. More are made everyday. If there are any you believe I should’ve included list them below.

 

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