The Breit Mark Factor: That Burning Liberal Epiphany You Just Had? It’s Just Gas.

By the amount of Facebook posts and idiotic replies in the comment sections of the dozen or so news articles I read every day, liberalism is beginning to sound a lot like elitism. Hypocritical statements, faux outrage and misguided political correctness have caused me to be more at odds with progressives than I feel comfortable with. Shut the fuck up and […]

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THE BREIT MARK FACTOR – I’LL TAKE ’80S SITCOMS FOR $500, ALEX

From pundits and politicians to the Trumpsters and progressives, I feel like punching America in the throat. This must be a fucking Twilight Zone episode or at the very least some M. Night Shyamalan midnight movie. I’ve actually missed my deadline for this column twice this week because of the constant all-hells-breaking-loose news alerts splashing across my screen. But I’m […]

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BREAKING: USA Responds to North Korea’s Sony Cyber Attack

Sony Pictures and cinemas across the country may succumb to North Korea’s demands for censorship of Seth Rogen and James Franco’s The Interview but we Americans won’t idly stand by. So fuck you Kim Jong-un from TuffGnarl.com. Oh and one last thing- AMERICA FUCK YEAH! Video embedded from archive.org. Slider photo property of Columbia Pictures. Share this story:1

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